This is outrageous. Send your letter INSIDE a real coconut. It's zippered so you can open and close it easily, how fun is that! When these coconut mailers show up in your prospects' inbox, they'll roar "LOOK, SOMEONE SENT ME A COCONUT! I WONDER WHY?"
You can't get much lumpier than a coconut, so of course it gets opened before anything else. This mailing gets past all secretaries, mailroom guys and other gatekeepers. In fact, people practically fall over themselves to open it to see what could possibly be inside. It comes with its own special see-through mailing bag.
NOTE: DUE TO VARYING CLIMATIC CONDITIONS, THE SUPPLY OF THIS ITEM IS IN DOUBT. PLEASE CALL US AT (800) 805-1220 FOR AVAILABILITY AND UPDATED PRICING.
Unzip the coconut (say what?) and pop in your letter.

Zip up your coconut mailer.

Put the coconut in its special see-through bag, slap on the postage and mail. Amazing, right?

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Since coconuts vary in size and shape, shipping charges are an estimate. Please contact us with your location so we may calculate the real cost of shipping.
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