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6" or 10" Dynamite Colored Mailing Tube
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6" or 10" Dynamite Mailing Tube with out Wick

EXPLODE YOUR RESPONSE RATES AND SEND THEM THROUGH THE ROOF WITH THIS COLORED MAILING TUBE

This mailer will blow your old response rates out of the water. Our clients have gotten HUGE results using it. The tube's fiery red color looks like a faux stick of dynamite for fun. Add the wick for even more bang for your buck. This mailer starts working for you the second it arrives because it creates urgency and excitement even before it’s opened. Some of our members tell us this mailer is addictive.

 

 
6" or 10" Dynamite Colored Mailing Tube

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6" or 10" Dynamite Mailing Tube with Wick

EXPLODE YOUR RESPONSE RATES AND SEND THEM THROUGH THE ROOF WITH THIS COLORED MAILING TUBE

This mailer will blow your old response rates out of the water. Our clients have gotten HUGE results using it. The tube's fiery red color looks like a faux stick of dynamite for fun. Add the wick for even more bang for your buck. This mailer starts working for you the second it arrives because it creates urgency and excitement even before it’s opened. Some of our members tell us this mailer is addictive.

 

 
Bank Bag in Security Bag Envelope
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Bank Bag in Security Bag Envelope

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE EMOTIONAL POWER OF MOOLAH.

This mailer’s like money in the bank. If you are trying to convince someone that they can make money using your product or service...this is the piece for you. It's an actual bank deposit bag. The same ones that banks use. It plays on the biggest emotional need people have… MONEY. They say money talks. We say money talks your prospects into jumping on your offer.

 

 
BOOMERANG-FULL SIZE
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Boomerang-Full Size

BRING LOST CUSTOMERS BACK WITH JUST ONE MAILING!

Where is the best place to look for easy money? Your past customers! Here’s a fantastic way to ACTIVATE your INACTIVE customers.  Say "WE WANT YOU BACK!"

 

 
Boomerang image
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Boomerang-Mini

BRING LOST CUSTOMERS BACK WITH JUST ONE MAILING!

Where is the best place to look for easy money? Your past customers! Here’s a fantastic way to ACTIVATE your INACTIVE customers.  Say "WE WANT YOU BACK!"

 

 
Budget Mailing Tube
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Budget Mailing Tube

SEND YOUR NEXT LETTER IN A CARDBOARD MAILING TUBE AND WATCH IT GET OPENED FIRST.

This is a simple white cardboard mailing tube. To save money the ends are "crimped" which means they simply fold in and don't need to capped with more expensive plastic end caps.

 

 
Coconut Mailer
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Coconut Mailer

ONE OF THE CRAZIEST AND MOST SUCCESSFUL MAILERS IN THE WORLD

This is outrageous. Send your letter INSIDE a real coconut. It’s zippered so you can open and close it easily… how fun is that! When these coconut mailers show up in your prospects’ inbox, they'll roar "LOOK, SOMEONE SENT ME A COCONUT! I WONDER WHY?"

 

 
Fortune Cookie
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Fortune Cookie

ONE LITTLE COOKIE CAN BRING IN A FORTUNE IN SALES

Does it work? Ask Berman Sales in Detroit. They would send a fortune cookie to every prospect to follow up. As a result they nearly doubled their sales. It’s that simple.

 

 
Invitation on Silver Plater

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Invitation on Silver Plater

PRESENT YOUR OFFER ON A SILVER PLATTER AND PEOPLE WILL THINK IT’S MORE VALUABLE

This is a simple but proven winner that’s all about perception. If they perceive your offer is valuable then it becomes valuable.

 

 
Invitation on Silver Plater

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Invitation on Silver Plater with Envelope

PRESENT YOUR OFFER ON A SILVER PLATTER AND PEOPLE WILL THINK IT’S MORE VALUABLE

This is a simple but proven winner that’s all about perception. If they perceive your offer is valuable then it becomes valuable.

 

 
Message in A Bottle (Wine Bottle) 12
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Message in A Bottle (Wine Bottle) 8.5"

Literally rolls to the top of the pile and screams, "Open me NOW"

What's the single biggest problem with direct mail marketing? Answer: It never gets open. Flat mail - - Flat Response! Now, you can guarantee your mailer will get opened. How? Send it in this “Message in a Bottle”.

 

 
Message in a Mailing Bottle (32oz Sports )
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Message in a Sports Bottle (32 oz Sports Bottle)

GUARANTEED TO GET OPENED AND WILL KEEP SELLING FOR YOU FOR 3 WEEKS, 3 MONTHS, EVEN 3 YEARS!

Simply put a stamp on this sports bottle and mail. (Yeah, you can do that.) Just roll up your message, put it inside and you’re good to go. A great way to add response lift to any ordinary envelope.

 

 
Hero mug image
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Personalized "Hero" cup mailer

Sails past all gatekeepers because they wouldn’t DARE keep this from their boss!

Nobody can throw this cup away! This is the slam dunk of direct marketing. EVERYBODY has a coffee cup but NOBODY has one with their name on it like this. This remarkable mailing strategy has pulled in as much as a 31% response rate.

 

 

Sand Timer inside Dynamite Tube
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Sand Timer inside Dynamite Tube with out Wick

Description: The clutter buster that tells people to ACT NOW – TIME IS RUNNING OUT. Sand timer 3.5” inside a 6” tube. Ready for a letter to be wrapped around it .
 

 

Sand Timer inside Dynamite Tube
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Sand Timer inside Dynamite Tube with Wick

Description: The clutter buster that tells people to ACT NOW – TIME IS RUNNING OUT. Sand timer 3.5” inside a 6” tube. Ready for a letter to be wrapped around it .
 

 
Trash Can
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Trash Can

THE GRAND DADDY OF LUMPY MAIL. IF WE HAD TO PICK JUST ONE LUMPY MAILER THIS MAY BE IT.

It's a 5" mini galvanized trash can just like the one from Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street. This trash can has rocked the direct marketing marketing world.